I hate my bed.

About one week ago I got this new foam mattress topper. A week later I know can confirm that it is the devil. It is too comfortable. I can’t even get out of bed anymore. My whole body just sinks in, down into its warm foamy goodness. But while feels angelic I know it is demonic. It evokes images of Circe and her sex wizardry that kept Odysseus stranded for years on her island. The pleasure is so great it is hard too leave.

BUT I WILL RISE. THIS FOAMY T H O T T WILL NOT KEEP ME DOWN. I HAVE ARISEN TO WRITE THIS BLOG POST.

B E G O N E T H O T T

 

-fb_odysseus

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