So about a month back, my Dad brings home this box of ice cream sandwiches. I don’t really eat ice cream nor do I snack much. One day I decide to eat one, I don’t even know why YOLO.
That day my life changed.
I have lost count of the number of ice cream sandwiches I have eaten. Wrappers litter the floor. I have gained 35 pounds. I have not paid the mortgage. I have forgotten my name. I did not eat the sandwich. I didn’t hit her. I did not eat the sandwich. I don’t know where the body is. I did not eat the sandwich. I did not eat the sandwich. .hciwdnas eht tae ton did i